At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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