You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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