His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
i think we sleep fucked last night...
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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