That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
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