this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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