Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
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Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
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Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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