I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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