so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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