She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
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I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
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I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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