I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
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