Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
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You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
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Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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