These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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