Welp...herpes.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
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theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
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I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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