Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
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He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
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He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
that may or may not have been my penis.
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