What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
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In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
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I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
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