Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
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