You smell like stripper and shame
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
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You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
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puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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