a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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