That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Small penises have feelings too.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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