Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
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