Small penises have feelings too.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
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Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
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I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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