Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
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She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
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She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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