Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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