but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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