so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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