so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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