Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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