I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
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the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
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Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
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