You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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