I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
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I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
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he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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