i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
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We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
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Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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