Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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