Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
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I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
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Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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