Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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