she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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