Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
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can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
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Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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