I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
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I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
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I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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