I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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