Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
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