Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
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Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
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SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
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