Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
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