Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
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DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
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She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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