i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
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The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
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Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack