So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I can't turn off my feet"
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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