this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
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i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
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I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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