let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
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