what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
We need to rekindle our bromance
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
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HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
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I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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