i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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