There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
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