I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
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this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
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Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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