Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
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I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
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i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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