You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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