But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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